Beach King

Ever heard the expression “Size Matters?” Don’t tell it to this guy. He figures he can compensate with bravado.

Crabs are without a doubt one of the most courageous little creatures on the planet. This forest crab isn’t any larger than your hand, but he’ll take on a dog, or a hog, or a raccoon if they invade his space.

Crabs have been known to amputate their own appendages if it means surviving a fight with a predator. Think of them as the Chuck Norris of the animal world.

So if you’re small, next time you confront a giant you might try intimidation. Me – I hate the thought cutting off an arm – so I’m sticking with outsmarting the bastard.

What do you think?

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